The website of "Bel of the Balls," the world's first ever novel set in the magical, sensual, swordual world of Belegarth.

For all medieval fighting combatants, fantasy role players, orcs, goblins, bugbears, and coxswains.

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Saturday, January 9, 2016

"Bel of the Balls"...coming soon!

After a long wait, the world's first ever Belegarth romance-satire-erotica-medieval fighting novel is coming!

Stay tuned for more info, and see below for a description of the book...

“It was long, and it was hard.”

Thus begins this satirical tale of medieval battles, monsters, and coming of age.

Chronicles Von Hugenstein is a virginal young man from a sheltered, fundamentalist boarding school. Everything changes when he falls through a vortex and lands in the mythical kingdom of Belegarth. He discovers a land of brave warriors and epic battles; of trolls, orcs, and goblins; of masonry, chivalry, and bonery. In this world of swordplay and sensual pleasures, young Chronicles learns to be a warrior. He learns to be a man. And he just might find a place where he finally belongs.

This humorous novel pays homage to the world of medieval fighting, historical reenactment, and live action role play.  The modern-day fighting communities of Belegarth, Dagorhir, Amtgard and others come to life in this tale.

Welcome to the land of enchantment, mystery, monsters, and exhausting innuendos. Welcome to Belegarth. 

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