Hundreds of these delectable flyers were passed out during Comic-Con yesterday, with a condom lovingly stapled to each one.
To the shouts of "sensual pirates! Erotic fiction!", to the sounds of the "oohs" and "aahs" of the crowd, Baron Von Hugenstein and his merry band of pirate whores passed out many a flyer to the attendees of Comic-Con.
Keep checking in, dear reader: videos will soon be uploaded, showing our interactions with the crowd, with each other, and with the Bible-thumping Fundamentalists who were standing nearby us.
Special Feature: We will soon upload the video of Baron Von Hugenstein reading from the Song of Solomon, alongside the Fundamentalist with her "you're going to Hell" sign.
Stay posted, dear reader.
*DISCLAIMER: Of course, we warned the crowd not to use the condom. Although one would hope it would be self-explanatory that a condom with a staple through it is not meant to be used.