Free book giveaway this Passover / Palm Sunday weekend!

You read correctly, friend--that hot erotica novel, that capsule of condensed sexuality and nakedity known by the title "Pirates of the Danube", will be available for FREE for your e-reader for two days.

On Passover / Palm Sunday weekend, March 23 and 24, you can download the e-book version of this book FOR FREE on Kindle.

Just go to the Kindle store and download the book, free of cost, any time this weekend:

http://www.amazon.com/Pirates-of-the-Danube-ebook/dp/B009479CH2/ref=la_B00BXTBY7K_1_1_title_0_main?ie=UTF8&qid=1363839422&sr=1-1

You will be on the edge of your well-soiled seat, dear reader, as you enjoy the sensual adventures of Pepper MacOralby, Baron Von Hugenstein, and the young doctor Sigmund Freud.

Here's what folks are already saying about "Pirates of the Danube":

“This man is illiterate.”

-Gary Shteyngart, legitimate East Coast author

“Thank you for contacting the White House. We apologize for not being able to respond to every letter with a personalized response.”

-Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States

“Schmidt has breathed new life into the classic ‘slutty American novel’…”

-Anna Marie Cortez, former Kinko’s employee

“David Schmidt writes books by women, for women.”

-Alejandra Cordova, woman

“You’ll read this book, if you know what’s good for you.”

Biff Chode, local thug

Please, don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. If you don't download this book on Passover / Palm Sunday weekend, you'll wish you had been born with a millstone tied around your neck and been thrown into the ocean.

Note to our international friends: This book giveaway will be going on for the entirety of Saturday and Sunday, March 23 and 24, no matter which part of the planet you are on. If it's Saturday or Sunday somewhere on God's green earth, the book will be free on Kindle.